Who are you rooting for in this
year's elections?
year's elections?
I'm apolitical. I'll admit it. I want to yell "gooo awaaay!" to anyone who wants to talk
politics with me. That being said, after dissecting and analyzing these jokers who want to
be our next president I will hold my nose while punching the chad for Giuliani.
The Democrats? Please. They should re-name them the Defacrats. Hillary is the ghost of
Christmas past. A girlfriend of mine told me she saw her at a secret Wicca get together.
She said Hillary told her that if she can't become President she will become an "earth
Goddess." Whatever. Obama? The guy looks like Dumbo with those ears. John Edwards?
Who!? Oh, you mean the guy that looks like a used car salesman. I don't think he could
win a Thanksgiving turkey at a church raffle.
I'm taking Giuliani. I'm originally from Nueva York so I have to go with my homeboy.
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politics with me. That being said, after dissecting and analyzing these jokers who want to
be our next president I will hold my nose while punching the chad for Giuliani.
The Democrats? Please. They should re-name them the Defacrats. Hillary is the ghost of
Christmas past. A girlfriend of mine told me she saw her at a secret Wicca get together.
She said Hillary told her that if she can't become President she will become an "earth
Goddess." Whatever. Obama? The guy looks like Dumbo with those ears. John Edwards?
Who!? Oh, you mean the guy that looks like a used car salesman. I don't think he could
win a Thanksgiving turkey at a church raffle.
I'm taking Giuliani. I'm originally from Nueva York so I have to go with my homeboy.
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BETH MOORE
Mitt Romney. He is loaded! Not that that matters. I mean, I come from a rich family and
we are hard working, successful, important, generous, loving, intelligent, giving,
influential, powerful and MODEST. Romney is cut from the same cloth. Us rich folk can
spot each other, there are certain *signs* that we employ to signify our status to one
another. But I have to admit it is rare that I spot someone who is as special and
wonderful as me.
I don't care that he is Mormon. And I pronounce that More Mon, like a Jamaican! I thought
about joining that church one time because I heard there were a lot of rich guys hanging
out there. I wasn't digging the polygamy though. I also didn't know that Joseph Smith
and Brigham Young were the same person. I found out that "Brigham Young" was just
Joseph Smith's nickname. Smith really had a thing for young girls and told his flock "I
don't care how you bring 'em, just bring 'em young!"
But I don't hold that against Mitt Romney. He's different. He's magnetic, wealthy, and
attractive. Clearly a superior human being. He's a lot like me but not quite as good.
Who is?
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we are hard working, successful, important, generous, loving, intelligent, giving,
influential, powerful and MODEST. Romney is cut from the same cloth. Us rich folk can
spot each other, there are certain *signs* that we employ to signify our status to one
another. But I have to admit it is rare that I spot someone who is as special and
wonderful as me.
I don't care that he is Mormon. And I pronounce that More Mon, like a Jamaican! I thought
about joining that church one time because I heard there were a lot of rich guys hanging
out there. I wasn't digging the polygamy though. I also didn't know that Joseph Smith
and Brigham Young were the same person. I found out that "Brigham Young" was just
Joseph Smith's nickname. Smith really had a thing for young girls and told his flock "I
don't care how you bring 'em, just bring 'em young!"
But I don't hold that against Mitt Romney. He's different. He's magnetic, wealthy, and
attractive. Clearly a superior human being. He's a lot like me but not quite as good.
Who is?
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LISA LEE GRIFFIN
HANNAH VON FICKEN
GLENDA STAR BABY
LORRAINE MANCHESTER I (the first)
STELLA SWAISHA SMITH
LOL! Dude, I'm so not political. And those debates, OMG, booorrring! LOL!! And WTF
with Hillary? She has some wrinkle action going there! She needs some facial yoga
ASAP. Call me girl, I can hook it up! Giuliani? You want to talk about a guy who wants
to make hay while the sun still shines. 911 had nothing to do with you, Rudy!
Helloooo???!!! OMG! And that Joseph Bite Him or Biden or whatever the F is name is...
He should hang a sign around his neck that says DND (do not disturb). What a sourpuss!
I'm voting for Clinton. I mean Bill, not Hillary. The constitution needs to be amended so
that that hottie can run again. What's the BFD? He's the last good President we had.
WTF, he was impeached, right? So that means he did his time and now he's still eligible
to serve again. It can be like he was red-shirted! Hey Billy, we don't care about the B.J.
you got from that H to the O! You come back to the White House and you can Free your
Willy on as many of those interns as you want! The country needs some of that TLC!
LOL! Come back, Billy! Xoxo TTYL
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with Hillary? She has some wrinkle action going there! She needs some facial yoga
ASAP. Call me girl, I can hook it up! Giuliani? You want to talk about a guy who wants
to make hay while the sun still shines. 911 had nothing to do with you, Rudy!
Helloooo???!!! OMG! And that Joseph Bite Him or Biden or whatever the F is name is...
He should hang a sign around his neck that says DND (do not disturb). What a sourpuss!
I'm voting for Clinton. I mean Bill, not Hillary. The constitution needs to be amended so
that that hottie can run again. What's the BFD? He's the last good President we had.
WTF, he was impeached, right? So that means he did his time and now he's still eligible
to serve again. It can be like he was red-shirted! Hey Billy, we don't care about the B.J.
you got from that H to the O! You come back to the White House and you can Free your
Willy on as many of those interns as you want! The country needs some of that TLC!
LOL! Come back, Billy! Xoxo TTYL
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Dennis Kucinich! I will write his name on my ballot even if he doesn't get the
nomination! He is the first candidate to be totally honest with the American people. I
read that the other candidates state they believe in the existence of UFOs but Kucinich
says that he has actually SAW ONE! I knew it! I know aliens exist! I've seen UFOs
before (usually when I get some good Ganja but that is beside the point).
The government has to come clean about the existence of aliens. The real X-Files need
to be opened. And marijuana needs to be legalized. KUCINICH FOR PRESIDENT!
Well, actually, I don't care who gets the nomination. As long as they legalize marijuana.
MAKE MARY JANE LEGAL!!
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nomination! He is the first candidate to be totally honest with the American people. I
read that the other candidates state they believe in the existence of UFOs but Kucinich
says that he has actually SAW ONE! I knew it! I know aliens exist! I've seen UFOs
before (usually when I get some good Ganja but that is beside the point).
The government has to come clean about the existence of aliens. The real X-Files need
to be opened. And marijuana needs to be legalized. KUCINICH FOR PRESIDENT!
Well, actually, I don't care who gets the nomination. As long as they legalize marijuana.
MAKE MARY JANE LEGAL!!
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The old boy network of the American government needs to be changed. The direction of
the world is moving toward the woman. The all mighty and powerful woman. We have
the power. We always have. And now, finally, it is time to make that official.
Is there any doubt as to who I am voting for?
Hillary Clinton! She is the Princess of Darkness! I can't articulate into words how much I
admire that woman. We are so much alike. We're feminists, we're fierce, and we're in
your face!!! I think her comments in the debate were so clever. I loved it when she said
"I'm not playing the gender card, I'm playing the winning card!" I stood up and cheered.
Cheerio, Hillary! Every time I hear her speak I get so excited my bowels tighten then
contract. They tighten, then contract. Tell us more, Hillary, tell us more!
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the world is moving toward the woman. The all mighty and powerful woman. We have
the power. We always have. And now, finally, it is time to make that official.
Is there any doubt as to who I am voting for?
Hillary Clinton! She is the Princess of Darkness! I can't articulate into words how much I
admire that woman. We are so much alike. We're feminists, we're fierce, and we're in
your face!!! I think her comments in the debate were so clever. I loved it when she said
"I'm not playing the gender card, I'm playing the winning card!" I stood up and cheered.
Cheerio, Hillary! Every time I hear her speak I get so excited my bowels tighten then
contract. They tighten, then contract. Tell us more, Hillary, tell us more!
To read more from Lorraine's blog click here.
Oh snap! The GPS tracking device I put on my baby's daddy's ride just went out!
Damn, that ain't cool. We needs to get some government regulationz up on gettin'
some better monitoring on baby's daddies. Who I want for President? Its all about the
B.O, baby, Barack Obama. B and O up in the White House, you know what I'm sayin'.
He's hip, he be knowin' what the young folk carez about. Y'all think I care about social
security and the Iraq? Obama don't be talkin' about all that mess. He's going to help
pay for my babies!! Y'all think this shiznit is easy? Obama's got our backs!! He'll get
on that phone and say, "What up foo, whatchoo you doin' in Iraq! We needs to spend
that jack on dat single momma with the nice rack, they done voted for me so I got their
back!"
Right now I'm sittin' up in the salon gettin' my toenails manicured and shit. They puttin'
in some nice artwork on my baby toes and shit. This shiznit is expensive. But I likes
havin' designs on my baby toes. Gonna call my baby's daddy and axe why he didn't
pay up this month. I ain't playin', this shiznit has gots to stop. I need a President
whose got my back! B and O fo sho!
To read more from Stella click here.
Damn, that ain't cool. We needs to get some government regulationz up on gettin'
some better monitoring on baby's daddies. Who I want for President? Its all about the
B.O, baby, Barack Obama. B and O up in the White House, you know what I'm sayin'.
He's hip, he be knowin' what the young folk carez about. Y'all think I care about social
security and the Iraq? Obama don't be talkin' about all that mess. He's going to help
pay for my babies!! Y'all think this shiznit is easy? Obama's got our backs!! He'll get
on that phone and say, "What up foo, whatchoo you doin' in Iraq! We needs to spend
that jack on dat single momma with the nice rack, they done voted for me so I got their
back!"
Right now I'm sittin' up in the salon gettin' my toenails manicured and shit. They puttin'
in some nice artwork on my baby toes and shit. This shiznit is expensive. But I likes
havin' designs on my baby toes. Gonna call my baby's daddy and axe why he didn't
pay up this month. I ain't playin', this shiznit has gots to stop. I need a President
whose got my back! B and O fo sho!
To read more from Stella click here.
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